SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.
dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!
WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.
no! you can’t make me!
EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.
that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!
MOTHER OF GOG
I… I… sweet mother of Jegus. It finally got me. At long last, my will has failed me and I have buckled. Like a Pilgrim’s hat. That is how much buckling I am doing.
God help me, I started reading Homestuck.
No, I’ll be all right. Just… go on… save yourselves, those of you who are still free. It’s… too late… for me…
*skyward scream* HUUUUUSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
woah nigga hold up
wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”
^ why did i think of engineer when i read that
“Yeah, ma’am your house is going to need a few repairs”
…Do the windy thing?
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
god-i-love-johnrose-and-davejade:
snapple bitches
iPhone
I’m a walking Genius Bar
A note book.
I guess it works for me. :3
my pencil
yes
good
a sleeping dog and, a little farther left, a sleeping cat.
I am Fluttershy.
Pen. Yes!
Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!
RULES
- You do NOT have to follow me
- Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)- I will ship anywhere world wide
- Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
- Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
- The winner will be picked with a random number generator
